Adam and Frank take a few inaugural trips down the End of the Road, Lauren X survives another rose ceremony, Arie's date ideas are as bad as his racing career, Becca gives Arie the Averman fantasy date, Krystal might cry in the middle of this sentence and Seinne's aura could be used as an alternative energy source.
Adam and Taylor can't find any interesting information about Arie on the internet, where all of the interesting information about anyone lives, Arie Bekahs early in the rose ceremony then Rebeccas later, most of these women are interchangeable blonde things, most of these notes are about the wrong people and you get to watch Les Mis secondhand.
Adam and Taylor eagerly welcome Peter into their home, Eric has confused who is supposed to love whom here, Rachel's mom isn't having any of Bryan's cheeky garbage, there has to be a first time for anything that happens, the producers think they're pulling a fast one on us and some lost footage shows up.
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Adam and Taylor celebrate 100 episodes of something, someone gave birth to 69 children, Good Eric goes The Wire on Bad Eric, Bryan's mom is in love with him... no like really in love with him, Peter's mom's tattoo is as mysterious as the wind, TV editing continues to trip us up, Dean has the best worst hometown, The Source Family documentary is still top of mind, the boys prep to Meet The Lindsays and fantasy suites in Spain are on the horizon.
Adam and Taylor performs autopsies on nine newly eliminated bachelors, Adam dispenses several valuable bits of dating advice, the Bonefeste brother namesake battle ends, Jack Stone kills a one-on-one and also definitely some people, Peter is playing group date chess while everyone else plays checkers, Kenny's season is a series of flares, Will blows his one-on-one and we finally have an appropriate number of contestants.
Adam and Courtney discuss the drama related to Bachelor in Paradise, Diggy is the victim of another producer plant, Iggy is playing some other game and he's playing it poorly, stock on Dean is at an all-time thigh, Peter is on cruise control, Lee drops L-Bombs on the other men all the time, Kenny is about to murder someone on television and to be continued ...
Adam and Taylor recount a monumental offseason encounter (hi Meg and Nick), Taylor thinks Ed Sheeran is hot and "rocks?" is a chore, Fred isn't happening, Merriam Webster spells it "Whaaaboooom," Blake doesn't understand percentages, everyone doesn't understand running, Bryan's cheeks are only skin deep, Copper has a serious funny injury, surely Kareem is piloting this basketball date, Dramario and Peter already won.
Side note from Adam: Woofstock > Barkfest. I'd even take Furrsteval or Pawrade.
Adam and Taylor welcome the End of the Road for season 8, one of these two women was just a sacrifice on the alter of Big Bachelor, Nick's "dad" has a very let's-get-along-for-the-kids look about him, Adam laments an angry lesson about engagement ring selection, Taylor recaps the franchise's bow-legged collapse and there are a lot of eggs in next season's basket.