Adam and Taylor barely survived this Chernobyl of an episode, Luke has taken the entire journey hostage with a book report, dating in real life must be terrible, the guys all got a haircut and you can take that however you want and did they seriously just do a clip show for an hour?
Taylor and Senka swoon hard over Mike, Luke P continues to show his murder-y behavior and no one else cares, the producers land themselves on our power rankings, the trip to Scotland confirms the soft core nature of the Highlander, we discuss the perfect inseam length on a good pair of shorts, and we learned a new word.
Adam and Taylor clear up this leftover burrito nonsense, Jed kills his Boston(ish) date but has he ever been anywhere?, Big Luke is way too excited to be the aggressive part of a physical violence group date, Hannah experiences a violent case of Luke dissonance, AY — Tyler sure does mummbmlblle a lot and Mike definitely isn't afraid to show off that he knows what's up.
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Adam and Taylor have an even bolder take how real this season is, the nose ring is not the hill to die on, Tyler grunts his way through pregnancy, Connor S gets the date every single dreams of, Hannah bites into the bold and tells some people about themself, Cam delivers and unsolicited contextless one-man tragedy in several acts and where did all those nuggets come from?
Adam and Senka get bold about how real this whole thing is and it's brave, there are a lot of conspiracies this week, everyone is surprisingly ready for the Speedo portion of the date, Tyler G crawls around inside Hannah's brain, the roller derby date is a series of tailbone disasters, there are a number of thought experiments and someone spilled the nuggets. And it was real.
Adam and Taylor have a lot of verbal slack to pick up this season, Hannah is so "real" she doesn't even need to finish her sentences, the gentlemen receive superlatives based on barely any information, we have a commercial, you've never heard a Biscoff joke like this and there's a heart-shaped container we can't name where the Box King used to be.
Taylor's Bohemian Rhapsody reference: https://www.indiewire.com/2019/03/bohemian-rhapsody-bad-editing-video-essay-watch-1202051342/
Adam and Taylor barely survived that episode and no one knows what to say, it's a stretch but you can call what Cassie did "winning" (technically), Colton does a lot of fighting, Dave Rose pops in to explain the Global Financial Crisis, it's hard to explain feelings you don't actually have and the horrendous mistake of the Bachelorette selection overrides the entire thing.
Adam and Taylor have an actual special episode of the podcast (for 2 reasons), more montages summarize things it would be impossible to have missed by this point, Instagram is the point of being on this show now, Tayshia and Hannah handle their breakups very differently, Adam takes a mathematical approach to relationship strength and what if Cassie just isn't into him?
Adam and Taylor are replaced by a montage of what's already happened this season, everyone is talking at the same time about how they personally react to everyone talking at the same time, Demi is a certified monster who got shrunk down in a madman's chocolate factory, Caelynn still thinks she's winning and this whole thing is just an ad for ice cream.
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Adam and Taylor go to Portugal and get simultaneously pensive and suggestive, Tayshia's been hiding something (but it's not her body), this podcast turns into an episode of Boy Meets World for a while, Cassie can't figure out how to say no and it's making us all uncomfortable, but this really could end about 100 different ways.