Adam and Taylor recount the massive destructive effect of one person's lies, the good part of the show is over super early, the kimono opens up to show us the messy aftermath, Jed actually meant that he wanted to "hang out with Hannah for the rest of his life," Tyler is taking the shortcut to saying the right thing and why does anyone watch this show?

Jed's jingle: https://twitter.com/BetterBowl/status/1141711463586893824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Adam and Taylor finally get to the end of a monthlong rose ceremony in Greece, Peter used to be 100% on TV but now he's 100% done with that noise, Tyler slow-motion murders the family date by being a regular good person, no one can tell if Jed is trying to win or trying to sneaky lose and Hannah tosses her Biscoffs in a crude act of foreshadowing.

Adam and Taylor start this show in Greece and finish in a studio in Los Angeles, Taylor breaks down an incredible number of incongruent dress components, most of the show is still about Luke at this point and everyone is still misunderstanding him, John Paul Jones is relevant because most people only have two names and the next Bachelor is (basically) announced.

Adam and Taylor recount the second noteworthy burrito disaster in a season full of spicy trauma, Peter likes kissing like a lot more than he like ... likes talking, Tyler is winning this season for everyone except Hannah, Jed plays for the Black Sox and it's going to take a bulldozer or another television opportunity to force Luke to leave the set.

Adam and Taylor take a trip to Cuba to speak German with the Weeping Webers on an ethnically confused hometown date, Tyler grew up driving unspecified boats on an undetermined side of the tracks in an ambiguous part of Florida, the "P" in "Luke P" stands for "propaganda" and a Jed finds the shortest route to making his whole family disappointed in him.

Adam and Taylor have an update on a real-life injury that's more exciting than Hannah's relationships, Jed stops playing a guitar just long enough to have half a conversation with Hannah, Tyler can't ride a horse but on his side of the tracks you don't need to, the slo-mo video replay would prove Luke threw the baloney and Hannah should try to help what she's into.

Note: this photo is the one that caused Mike's demise. No joke.

Adam and Taylor have an important update about recurring jokes that turn out to be real, Garrett and Hannah brace for some high-impact nudity, Luke is really exploring uncharted territory on the psycho map, Tyler is "heavensome," no one knows what to get for dinner and Luke's bag of tricks is opened up for everyone to see.

MIDSOMMAR trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vnghdsjmd0

The Jeddy Bear has a secret: https://people.com/tv/bachelorette-jed-wyatts-allegedly-had-girlfriend/

Adam and Taylor barely survived this Chernobyl of an episode, Luke has taken the entire journey hostage with a book report, dating in real life must be terrible, the guys all got a haircut and you can take that however you want and did they seriously just do a clip show for an hour?

Taylor and Senka swoon hard over Mike, Luke P continues to show his murder-y behavior and no one else cares, the producers land themselves on our power rankings, the trip to Scotland confirms the soft core nature of the Highlander, we discuss the perfect inseam length on a good pair of shorts, and we learned a new word.

Adam and Taylor clear up this leftover burrito nonsense, Jed kills his Boston(ish) date but has he ever been anywhere?, Big Luke is way too excited to be the aggressive part of a physical violence group date, Hannah experiences a violent case of Luke dissonance, AY — Tyler sure does mummbmlblle a lot and Mike definitely isn't afraid to show off that he knows what's up.

Buy your own Biscoff (no boarding pass required): http://www.biscoff.com/