Adam and Taylor invite some special guests to talk about nothing happening, no one can pronounce any words, Peter seems tired, Victoria P. has to face a fun fact about her childhood that no one asked for, who keeps inviting Fred Willard to this show?, Sydney alayahs a trap for an idiot to walk into and Kelley is hopefully going to puppet Peter into some shorter jean shorts.
Listen to Kurtis and Antonette on Downsizing: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/downsizing/id1475493722
The Age of Instagram Face: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/decade-in-review/the-age-of-instagram-face
Adam and Taylor make instant, uninformed and firm decisions about 22 strangers, one of these contestants is from Adam's real-life hometown, take a second and try pronouncing "clothier" on air, Peter brings a girl home on a first date to ... watch his parents make out and someone needs to turn down the fan on this obstacle course.
View/download the first night worksheet here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1E2_zN0ViMnQbvffYdu5NmDQnSnFHDIfD/view?usp=sharing
Adam and Taylor recount the massive destructive effect of one person's lies, the good part of the show is over super early, the kimono opens up to show us the messy aftermath, Jed actually meant that he wanted to "hang out with Hannah for the rest of his life," Tyler is taking the shortcut to saying the right thing and why does anyone watch this show?
Adam and Taylor finally get to the end of a monthlong rose ceremony in Greece, Peter used to be 100% on TV but now he's 100% done with that noise, Tyler slow-motion murders the family date by being a regular good person, no one can tell if Jed is trying to win or trying to sneaky lose and Hannah tosses her Biscoffs in a crude act of foreshadowing.
Adam and Taylor start this show in Greece and finish in a studio in Los Angeles, Taylor breaks down an incredible number of incongruent dress components, most of the show is still about Luke at this point and everyone is still misunderstanding him, John Paul Jones is relevant because most people only have two names and the next Bachelor is (basically) announced.
Adam and Taylor recount the second noteworthy burrito disaster in a season full of spicy trauma, Peter likes kissing like a lot more than he like ... likes talking, Tyler is winning this season for everyone except Hannah, Jed plays for the Black Sox and it's going to take a bulldozer or another television opportunity to force Luke to leave the set.
Adam and Taylor take a trip to Cuba to speak German with the Weeping Webers on an ethnically confused hometown date, Tyler grew up driving unspecified boats on an undetermined side of the tracks in an ambiguous part of Florida, the "P" in "Luke P" stands for "propaganda" and a Jed finds the shortest route to making his whole family disappointed in him.
Adam and Taylor have an update on a real-life injury that's more exciting than Hannah's relationships, Jed stops playing a guitar just long enough to have half a conversation with Hannah, Tyler can't ride a horse but on his side of the tracks you don't need to, the slo-mo video replay would prove Luke threw the baloney and Hannah should try to help what she's into.
Note: this photo is the one that caused Mike's demise. No joke.
Adam and Taylor have an important update about recurring jokes that turn out to be real, Garrett and Hannah brace for some high-impact nudity, Luke is really exploring uncharted territory on the psycho map, Tyler is "heavensome," no one knows what to get for dinner and Luke's bag of tricks is opened up for everyone to see.
MIDSOMMAR trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vnghdsjmd0
The Jeddy Bear has a secret: https://people.com/tv/bachelorette-jed-wyatts-allegedly-had-girlfriend/