Adam and Taylor eagerly welcome Peter into their home, Eric has confused who is supposed to love whom here, Rachel's mom isn't having any of Bryan's cheeky garbage, there has to be a first time for anything that happens, the producers think they're pulling a fast one on us and some lost footage shows up.
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Adam and Taylor celebrate 100 episodes of something, someone gave birth to 69 children, Good Eric goes The Wire on Bad Eric, Bryan's mom is in love with him... no like really in love with him, Peter's mom's tattoo is as mysterious as the wind, TV editing continues to trip us up, Dean has the best worst hometown, The Source Family documentary is still top of mind, the boys prep to Meet The Lindsays and fantasy suites in Spain are on the horizon.
Adam and Taylor apologize profusely for an honest geographical near miss, nobody is allowed to touch Bryan with their own hands, Taylor recounts the story of her lonely childhood, Peter is literally and metaphorically at the top of the mountain and Dean's dad is going to steal the next episode (+ maybe the lives of hundreds of children).
Adam and Taylor performs autopsies on nine newly eliminated bachelors, Adam dispenses several valuable bits of dating advice, the Bonefeste brother namesake battle ends, Jack Stone kills a one-on-one and also definitely some people, Peter is playing group date chess while everyone else plays checkers, Kenny's season is a series of flares, Will blows his one-on-one and we finally have an appropriate number of contestants.
Adam and Courtney discuss the drama related to Bachelor in Paradise, Diggy is the victim of another producer plant, Iggy is playing some other game and he's playing it poorly, stock on Dean is at an all-time thigh, Peter is on cruise control, Lee drops L-Bombs on the other men all the time, Kenny is about to murder someone on television and to be continued ...
Adam and Taylor discuss the Lucas/Blakey suicide pact, Rachel disassembles DeMario into a series of pathetic little separate parts, tune in to Ellen this week to see where Jonathan hid the body, Alex's six pack can do a Rubik's cube, Peter is cooler than Miles Davis, Anthony is a gigantic pet rock, Kenny pushes the limits of fatherhood and Lee is a highly unethical mistake.
Adam and Taylor recount a monumental offseason encounter (hi Meg and Nick), Taylor thinks Ed Sheeran is hot and "rocks?" is a chore, Fred isn't happening, Merriam Webster spells it "Whaaaboooom," Blake doesn't understand percentages, everyone doesn't understand running, Bryan's cheeks are only skin deep, Copper has a serious funny injury, surely Kareem is piloting this basketball date, Dramario and Peter already won.
Side note from Adam: Woofstock > Barkfest. I'd even take Furrsteval or Pawrade.
Adam and Taylor start a historic season with a conspiracy theory, can you remember anyone from Nick's season besides Rachel and Corinne? men can't talk pick people up, none of these guys are classically pretty, Josiah's sob story isn't messing around, Wha goes Boom, Taylor's joke didn't land and one of these guys has a dark past with Rachel.
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