Adam and Taylor cover the lowlights of the worst finale possible, JoJo's family meets the guys and then throws their opinions away, Robby has seen the Notebook enough times to sound fake romantic, Jordan meets the bare legal minimum for interest in another person and (surprise!) someone on reality TV chooses fame over everything else.
Adam and Kurtis record from a secret new location, Nick B. jumps out of nowhere to fight for a dubious new award, Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad, Luke smolders his way into the lead in the Bachelor race, Wells reads books, Chase reads ....... people, this whole season got away from us and Kurtis makes a very bald prediction.
Libby and Taylor are just about as speechless as Luke over this episode, JoJo and the bros venture to Thailand to stay in the same place the show has ventured at least twice before, Robbie wears white after Labor Day, Jordan plays David Caruso in Jade, Chase has a rage explosion that makes Taylor want to call him later, and we head into the finale with two of the worst guys alive.
Adam and Taylor tackle Jordan Rogers' bachelorability in the Friend Zone, JoJo's vulnerability is that she is attracted to vulnerability, Chase said something!, Jordan's whole family spends a date pretending his brother isn't Aaron Rodgers, Robby's family tree is a spider web, and whatever your problems are, they aren't getting better.
Adam and Taylor mourn the end of the nontraditional bachelors, Alex is 37 pounds of rage, James Taylor has kind eyes, SPOILER ALERT: no one needs spoilers anymore, have you ever heard of "bronies"?, Jordan addresses the elephant in the room, ABC ran out of money somewhere and JoJo's love language is vulnerability.
Adam welcomes Taylor back to the Land of the Free, both hosts endure a torturous End of the Road, the friendship lie is exposed on Wells's 1-on-1 date, James Taylor clearly isn't listening to our advice, Chase assumes multiple municipal seats in the principality of Mumbleton and Luke smolders his way up the power rankings.
Adam welcomes in a tall new guest host, Vinny appears in a classic critical thinking puzzle, JoJo cuts the fat (and Daniel) out of the bachelor pool, Chad comes back to make trouble, OTHER Chad comes back to make trouble, Jordan already won, all of the guys get worked up really quickly and then get over it even quicker, Wells dominates one second of a sandboarding date and have you ever seen Robby and Chase in the same room?
The Vinny riddle: http://www.mathsisfun.com/puzzles/two-barbers.html
Adam and Taylor break down 4 hours of reality television, Chad takes over the show, Chase lost his personality in the Y2K disaster, Evan needs to find a new hobby (maybe first aid), the group date needlessly sexual, James Taylor finally plays the guitar, Taylor has an emotional response to Balto on Luke's date, JoJo spends a lot of time in a swimsuit, football makes people bleed, and the midseason finale gives us the ultimate struggle between Good and Evil.
Adam and Taylor kick off the season of Chad, all the guys miss out on a chance for a murder mystery, Adam unleashes a killer "Explode," Grant has the season's first wheelhouse date, Wells receives a rose that's more discussable than you think, everyone gets a quick grammar lesson, Alex refuses his percentage and if you're honest, did you remember Derek?
Adam and Taylor talk about getting engaged, two new segments get premiered, Ali's pianism makes Adam forget about his eyebrows, Chad isn't impressed with Daniel's body, Evan's whole life is a Low T commercial, James Taylor has the least surprising talent possible, Jordan Rodgers should be called "Eleven," Wells is so cool that we don't even understand it yet and JoJo's boobs are all anyone is talking about.
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