Adam and Taylor welcome a new guest host who fancies a luscious beard, someone portioned out contestant body parts all wrong, Tia misses a golden opportunity to body slam a group date, Lauren S. loses a date because she didn't wear a jumpsuit, Annaliese is afraid of everything but video reenactment flashbacks, there are finally some likable (furry) people on the show and Baby Bekah can't rent a car for another 3 years.
Adam and Frank take a few inaugural trips down the End of the Road, Lauren X survives another rose ceremony, Arie's date ideas are as bad as his racing career, Becca gives Arie the Averman fantasy date, Krystal might cry in the middle of this sentence and Seinne's aura could be used as an alternative energy source.
Adam and Taylor can't find any interesting information about Arie on the internet, where all of the interesting information about anyone lives, Arie Bekahs early in the rose ceremony then Rebeccas later, most of these women are interchangeable blonde things, most of these notes are about the wrong people and you get to watch Les Mis secondhand.
Adam and Taylor eagerly welcome Peter into their home, Eric has confused who is supposed to love whom here, Rachel's mom isn't having any of Bryan's cheeky garbage, there has to be a first time for anything that happens, the producers think they're pulling a fast one on us and some lost footage shows up.
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Adam and Taylor celebrate 100 episodes of something, someone gave birth to 69 children, Good Eric goes The Wire on Bad Eric, Bryan's mom is in love with him... no like really in love with him, Peter's mom's tattoo is as mysterious as the wind, TV editing continues to trip us up, Dean has the best worst hometown, The Source Family documentary is still top of mind, the boys prep to Meet The Lindsays and fantasy suites in Spain are on the horizon.
Adam and Taylor apologize profusely for an honest geographical near miss, nobody is allowed to touch Bryan with their own hands, Taylor recounts the story of her lonely childhood, Peter is literally and metaphorically at the top of the mountain and Dean's dad is going to steal the next episode (+ maybe the lives of hundreds of children).
Adam and Taylor performs autopsies on nine newly eliminated bachelors, Adam dispenses several valuable bits of dating advice, the Bonefeste brother namesake battle ends, Jack Stone kills a one-on-one and also definitely some people, Peter is playing group date chess while everyone else plays checkers, Kenny's season is a series of flares, Will blows his one-on-one and we finally have an appropriate number of contestants.
Adam and Courtney discuss the drama related to Bachelor in Paradise, Diggy is the victim of another producer plant, Iggy is playing some other game and he's playing it poorly, stock on Dean is at an all-time thigh, Peter is on cruise control, Lee drops L-Bombs on the other men all the time, Kenny is about to murder someone on television and to be continued ...